Birth of a Narcissist

And then there are times when the universe speaks to you.. Like there's this personalised message in the air that nuzzles right next to your earlobe and tells you a secret. The sort that charges you up and fills spirit in you.
Times when you feel the scientists in NASA are dumb, trying to hunt for the centre of the universe when duh, 'I'm here!'.

Side effect, the rest of the world has to tolerate another narcissist.